Attack of the Killer Dolphins!

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Attack of the Killer Dolphins!

Post by GeorgeC » September 26th, 2005, 1:12 am

Here it is --

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... 53,00.html


Apparently, the pen holding approximately 36 US Navy bottle-nosed dolphins trained to kill terrorist scuba divers with poison dart guns (strapped to their backs) was breached.

The dolphins are on the loose in the Gulf of Mexico supposedly!

This could just as well be a hoax or a misreported story on a slow news day.

It kinda sounds like one of those animals attack videos or an idea for an episode of Futurama!

It's so weird it's kinda funny. Unless you're someone the dolphins run into!

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Post by Josh » September 26th, 2005, 1:39 am

"So long and thanks for all the fish!"

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Post by Macaluso » September 26th, 2005, 1:44 am

Mickey wrote:"So long and thanks for all the fish!"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

On a MORE related note, Conan o Brian mentioned this on his show the other night. I can't remember what he said exactly but he basically said that the dolphin's responded with "THANK YOU FOR GETTING US OUT OF THE OCEAN WHERE WE CAN SWIM FREELY AND BACK INTO TANKS".

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Post by ShyViolet » September 26th, 2005, 3:08 pm

It kinda sounds like one of those animals attack videos or an idea for an episode of Futurama!
The Simpsons actually did have an episode with killer dolphins (Halloween episode "Night of the Dolphin"). Dolphins take over Springfield... :twisted:

Lenny (when being attacked by Dolphins): "Hey, what's the gag?"
You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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Post by Meg » September 26th, 2005, 6:43 pm

Dolphins rule y'all.

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