Disney's Cruella (Live-Action)

[Daniel]

As reported elsewhere, Cruella is getting a duel release on Disney+ Premier Access. Hmm...

[Ben]

Dan beat my posting the Cruella version of my previous post! Here it was...

Cruella is coming to Disney+ AND theatres, both on May 28.

Black Widow is also getting the same treatment on July 9...

[Daniel]

A look at young Cruella:



So the black and white hair is natural... that throws out those theories we had earlier.

[Dacey]

Awwwwwww!

[Daniel]

Yeah, she's pretty cute. Loved her on "Call the Midwife".

[Daniel]

Latest trailer:



Doris Day! Like I've said each time, yet another excellent song choice. Fits so well. Just magnificent.

[Dacey]

Why is the new poster so...kinky?

[Daniel]

Oof. Looks like a stock photo for a Halloween costume. Actually, it looks like someone is doing pull-ups behind her. Poor photoshop. Missed opportunity not having half the dress white.

[Ben]

Why is the new poster so...kinky?

Because I’m telling you that this is a dark, gory, twisty, sordid, Blumhouse adult shocker masquerading as a Disney family film. It’s going to be subvertingly glorious!

[Daniel]

"Masquerading"... Much like Cruella in the film!

[Ben]

They’re trying to tell us something...!

[Daniel]

Young Cruella with her mom, played by Emily Beecham:

[Dacey]

So young Cruella went to Hogwarts then...

[ShyViolet]

Maybe Fluffy scared her, which caused her to grow up hating dogs.

[Ben]

Hogwarts...?