What name will Bennifer 2.0 scar their kid for life with?

GeorgeC · Post by **GeorgeC** » December 2nd, 2005, 2:26 am

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/12/01/g ... index.html

Garner and Affleck had their kid... Supposedly, pregnancy was artificially induced a week before the actual due date.

Without question, a new Hollywood spoiled brat is in the making. Now the question is, what name will her new parents inflict on her for life?

Take the following celebrity children name examples --
Gwyneth "I'm stuck up" Paltrow's kid -- "Rotten" APPLE
Courtney Cox/David Arquette's kid -- Coco "I'm named after a chimp" Arquette
Nick Cage's kid -- Kal-El "I'm so gonna get beat up during recess" Cage (or is he using his real name Coppola for the kid?)

Gosh, with that track record, do you think Affleck and Garner will name their daughter after a character in one of their films or from comics?

Take yer bets, folks!
(1) Selina (after Catwoman)
(2) Karen Page Affleck (Daredevil's ex-flame)
(3) Elektra
(4) Kara (Supergirl's real name)
(5) Jackie Brown (Tarantino movie)
(6) Cleopatra Jones Affleck
(7) Sydney (Garner's "Alias" character)
(8) Amy (from "Chasing Amy")
(9) Mindy (from "Mork & Mindy"; or Princess Mindy from SpongeBob the Movie)

and so on...

Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.

But be honest and admit that YOU'VE thought here's yet another celebrity couple who WILL give their kid a doofus name!

Post by **Christian** » December 2nd, 2005, 2:35 am

Apple

Post by **Brandon Neeld** » December 2nd, 2005, 11:30 am

Let's also not forget Jason Lee's kid Pilot Inspektor Lee

GeorgeC · Post by **GeorgeC** » December 2nd, 2005, 12:54 pm

I still vote Cage's kid for the goofiest name SURE to get him beat up award!

Believe me, the playground bullies are going to BEAT UP this kid to found out if he really IS a "man of steel"!

Yes, I blame his parents for not having common sense when naming him...

Post by **Macaluso** » December 2nd, 2005, 1:13 pm

Duplex.

They will name their kid Duplex.

Don't ask how I know this, or why they would name their kid Duplex. It's just the way it is.

Post by **James** » December 2nd, 2005, 1:16 pm

Violet

Post by **Zoltack** » December 2nd, 2005, 3:00 pm

GC wrote:Take the following celebrity children name examples --
Gwyneth "I'm stuck up" Paltrow's kid -- "Rotten" APPLE
Courtney Cox/David Arquette's kid -- Coco "I'm named after a chimp" Arquette
Nick Cage's kid -- Kal-El "I'm so gonna get beat up during recess" Cage (or is he using his real name Coppola for the kid?)

Coco?! Now who in the hell would name their child that? Well I bet he'll be picked on a lot. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George is nick named Coco. Hilarious.

Post by **ShyViolet** » December 9th, 2005, 12:09 am

Nick Cage's kid -- Kal-El "I'm so gonna get beat up during recess" Cage (or is he using his real name Coppola for the kid?)

He really named his kid that?????

Weird, because I know for a long time Cage was a candidate for playing Superman. (A LONG time ago, back when Tim Burton was kind of attached to the project I think.)

Maybe this is his way for "compensating" for not being able to play the Man of Steel. Talk about living through your kids...

BTW, Teri ("Lois Lane") Hatcher's daughter is named Emerson, which I think is kind of a weird name for a girl.

Coco?! Now who in the hell would name their child that? Well I bet he'll be picked on a lot. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George is nick named Coco. Hilarious.