The Empire Strikes BANK!

[GeorgeC]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... -raid.html



OR... "Vader Hits Hard Times In Recession!"

"Luke, I am your Bank Robber!"

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of holding up a bank!"

"I find your slow withdrawal disturbing... Speed it up and put the cash in the bag!"

"Everyone will be fine as long as you stay put and hand over your money... The first person that makes a wrong move gets the LIGHTSABER!"

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Man, oh man... The Empire sure has fallen on hard times since those darn Ewoks helped blow up the last Death Star!

This happened in New York state, btw.

Figures!

[Ben]

But...he used a gun instead of a lightsabre!?

[GeorgeC]

Now you know what Vader did with the gun he took from Han in Episode V!

[Ben]

Impressive. Most impressive.